One of the worst movies ever created in the history of Hollywood and absulutely painful to watch. Strange Wilderness deserves every bit of financial hardship it endured at the theaters and rental outlets.

The Scoop

With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed TV show, two animal fans go to the Andes in search of Bigfoot.

The Truth

As bad, if not worse, than Outpost, Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Walk Hard and even.. The Postman. This movie assumes your IQ is around room temperature and you struggle to tie your shoes and rely on velcro.

The only reason I made it 40 minutes into the film was I hoped Ashley Scott showed us her boobies at some point.

The Action

None, unless you consider a turkey puppet attached to Steve Zahn’s penis action.

The Laughs

Nothing that a rationally sane person would acknowledge. 12 year olds may giggle from time to time.

What’s good about it?

Nothing at all.

What’s bad about it?

Everything but Ashley Scott. The entire film was garbage, Jonah Hill sucks. Justin Long is one of the most irritating actors of our generation.

You’ll Like It If

There is no way any single person on this planet could have enjoyed this film. No way, no how.. its not possible. I suppose if you enjoyed that masterpiece Drillbit Taylor you’ll find this film amusing.

Reminds me of

Meatballs or Up The Creek without the nudity.

The Verdict

Please don’t ever consider watching this movie.

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